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We have The Ultimate Chicken Joke List! No Yolk, You’ll Crack Up!😂

the best chicken jokes

Good cluck if you think you can find a better blog than this for unique and unusual chicken crackers! This blog is at the top of the pecking order when it comes to witty one-liners, hen-based humor, and egg-based banter.

I've done all the scrambling around for cheeky and chirpy chicken jokes for you, and I promise you at least a dozen jokes you won't have laid your eyes on before…because I hatched 'em myself! 

Henjoy this hensemble of 110 chicken crackers. 

99 Chicken & Egg Jokes + 10 Chicken Crossing The Road Jokes😂

There's no way you can get through life without at least one egg-based war of the words! I'd be eggs-tremely impressed if you had!

  1. Why didn't the chicken like her new hoodie? She couldn't pullet off.
  2. What happens when a chicken looks at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad.
  3. Why can't you let Elsa carry an egg? Because she'll let it go (credit to my daughter, Millie!)
  4. What happens when a chicken looks at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad.
  5. What do you get when you feed a chicken a four-leaf clover? The cluck o'the Irish!
  6. I've ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know which one comes first! funny jokes about chickens meme
  7. What do you call a 35-year-old chicken? Eggs-tinct.
  8. What did the midwife say to the rooster? "Congratulations Daddy, look what Marma-laid!"jokes about rooster
  9. What do mama chickens call their excess tummy fat? Their egg rolls. jokes on chickens
  10. How do chickens build their homes? They start from scratch.
  11. What did the spotty chicken say? "Help, I have people-pox!" chicken jokes
  12. How do you know when a chicken has been naughty? It’s wearing hen-cuffs.
  13. What did the egg say after it was ghosted by its ex? Why are you egg-noring me?
  14. Why are chickens so great at saving money? They're always working on their nest egg.
  15. A piece of toast and a hard-boiled egg walked into a bar…The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.” funny chicken jokes
  16. Why can't chickens get rich? They're working for chicken feed.
  17. What's the door to a chicken coop called? The hentrance. chicken puns
  18. What do you get when you cross poultry with a poodle? A Cock-a-poodle-doo.
  19. Why was the egg so chirpy? He just got laid!
  20. Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to sneak a peek at the chicken strippers.
  21. Why did the rooster cross the road? He was chuckin' out the chicken!
  22. What did the hen say to her hubby after an argument? "Come on, let's bury the hatchet"
  23. What’s a chicken’s favorite dessert? A peck-an pie.
  24. Why did the chicken cross the court? The ref called a fowl.
  25. Which is the toughest chicken in town? Attila the Hen.
  26. What do chickens eat at the park? A peck-nic. chicken jokes meme
  27. Did you hear about the rooster who wouldn’t stop cursing? There was some very fowl language. chicken puns
  28. What do you call someone who steals a chicken? A chicken-pot pirate.
  29. What dance do chickens refuse to do? The foxtrot.
  30. What do chickens order at a Chinese restaurant? An eggroll.
  31. Why did the chicken quit class? It wasn't what it was cracked up to be!
  32. What happened to the chicken who popped into KFC? She kicked the bucket!
  33. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
  34. What kind of birds are found growing on trees? Poultry. chicken puns
  35. Why did the chicken join a band? He wanted to be a chicken drummer. chicken puns
  36. How do chickens tell the time? A cuckoo cluck!  chicken puns
  37. What do you call a stinky coward? A funky chicken.
  38. What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? She was tickled to death!
  39. Why don't chickens trust people? Why would they? They beat eggs!
  40. Why did the rooster run away? He was being a chicken!
  41. What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!
  42. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. guess what chicken jokes
  43. What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? She lays hen-gren-eggs!
  44. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hendurance.
  45. Why was the chicken late for school? She's had a lay-in. 
  46. What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? An alarm cluck!
  47. How does a chicken mail a letter? In a hen-velope.
  48. What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg? The bombshell!
  49. What do you call a chicken's outfit? An Hensemble.
  50. Why don't roosters wear pants? Their peckers are on their face (oh my!)
  51. What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly? Chicken.
  52. What is a chicken’s favorite movie? A Cluckwork Orange
  53. There is a chicken who only lays eggs in the winter. She's no spring chicken.
  54. What time should you start telling chicken jokes? Half-past hen.
  55. What's the perfect gift for a chicken with a cold? A hen-kerchief.
  56. Where do chickens go sightseeing? Stone-hen-ge.
  57. What's a chicken's favorite dessert? Coop-cakes.
  58. Why do chickens look so tired? They work around the cluck.
  59. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist.  chicken jokes meme
  60. Who should you call when your coop is haunted? An eggsorcist
  61. What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? “Lay off the eggs for a while.”
  62. Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat.
  63. What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer! chicken jokes meme
  64. What did the rooster say after he broke wind? Eggs-cuse me! guess what chicken jokes
  65. What happens when a hen lays at 3.00am? She lays devilled eggs!
  66. What’s the most common crime in chicken-land? Poaching! 
  67. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
  68. Why did the egg get pulled over by the cops? He liked to egg-celerate too much!
  69. What did the angry hen say to her child? You’re such a rotten egg!
  70. Why did the rooster ask the hen out on a date? He was feeling plucky!
  71. What did the egg say after acing its test? “Omelet smarter than I look!”
  72. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelettin’ it slide, just this once. chicken jokes
  73. What sport are eggs best at competing in? Running.
  74. What’s an egg’s favorite type of coffee? Eggspresso!
  75. Why did the chicken stop eating out with her friends? She was sick of shelling out.
  76. What happens to chickens that don't study? They fail their eggs-ams.
  77. Why don't eggs like horror films? They get terri-fried. jokes on chicken
  78. How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm? Eggs-hausted!
  79. I saw an egg behaving weirdly today. He was a bit egg-centric.
  80. I saw a ‘Free Range Eggs’ sign earlier. I’ve never tried 'Range Eggs' before, but seeing as they were free I took a few.
  81. I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket from now on. I look ridiculous walking around the supermarket with 6 of them.
  82. An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. It was messy.
  83. What sound does a pessimistic rooster make? Cock a doodle dont.
  84. How do chickens look when you remove their feathers? Plucking terrible.
  85. What are chickens most afraid of? The Apeckalypse.
  86. Where in the US will you see most chickens? Yolkahoma. 
  87. Where in the US do chickens avoid visiting? Kentucky. guess what chicken jokes
  88. How do you get a chicken to read your blog? Cluckbait.
  89. What do chicken philosophers love to debate? The meaning of eggsistence.
  90. What advice do all hens give their chicks? Say no to crack. guess what chicken jokes
  91. A boy walks into a house with a fried egg on his head. His mom asked, “Why have you got a fried egg on your head, son?” The boy replied, “Duh, boiled eggs roll off.”
  92. My hubby said to me, “Hun, a bit of advice. You can’t make an omelet…”
  93. “Without breaking eggs?” I finished for him. “No. You just can’t make an omelet,” he said, as he fed it to the dog.
  94. What is an egg’s favorite tree? The y-oalk.
  95. Why did the mother hen rinse out her chick’s mouth with soap? He was using fowl language.
  96. What does an egg say when it's meditating? “Ohmmmmmmm…let.” funny jokes on chicken
  97. Who wrote the book Great Egg-spectations? Charles Chickens. funny chicken jokes
  98. What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac.
  99. What happens when a chef takes a golf day? His eggs end up par-dboiled.


Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Personally, I think it's a bit eggs-treme scrutinizing a chicken's motives to simply cross a road, but let's try and crack the mystery… 

Q: Why did it take the chicken so long to cross the road?

A: The eggs-press lane was closed!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and then cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!


Q: Why did the gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot. chicken jokes meme


Q: Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?

A: He fancied a round of squash! 


Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: He'd spotted the chicken, and was feeling clucky.


Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken! chicken jokes meme


Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: He needed to cockadoodle dooo something!


Q: What happened when the elephant crossed the road?

A: He squashed the chicken.


Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

A: Poultry in motion.


Q: Why did the chicken only cross halfway over the road?

A: She wanted to lay it on the line!


Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A: It needed to stretch its legs.

There are NEVER enough chicken jokes. Come on, let's have it! Share your best chicken yolks with the class… 

One thing's for sure: you'll have to have a sense of humor if you want to keep chickens! Their funny little ways will tickle you, and their chaos and quirkiness will test your GSOH to its limits.😊

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Jo Smith


I’m Jo. Busy Mom to two little girls, one soppy, Labrador Retriever and too many chickens to ever confess to (I’m hoping the hubby has lost count). I love to chat and I’m chicken crazy, so I really love my job: chatting chickens with you! 💕

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