Need the perfect poultry pun to mock your flock with? Enjoying a little bantam-based banter with your fellow chicken folk? Well, you've cracked it landing here.
I'm about to lay 70 fabulous funnies for you. Oooh…chick me out…I'm already cracking yolks! I just can't help myself, I'm a natural comidihen!
This blog needs no real introduction: just take what you need to win whatever war of the words you've found yourself in.
If you're after pullet-infused puns to sneak into a sentence, then you're on the right page.
Not eggs-actly what you need?
Don't be chicken! Chuck a pun into that email or banter up that blog. Let the battle of the pullet puns com-hen-ce:
He's just so hen-some 😍
I think he's chicken me out!
He must have im-peck-able taste
The plot chickens…
Have you hatched a plan?
Congrats! You're hen-gaged!
I can't coop
She's the wind beneath my chicken wings
Oh, it's hen-bags at dawn
He's way too cocky
Thank cluck for that
If you like it, then you should put a wing on it!
Think of the big peck-ture
It’s poultry in motion
Just a chick of the light
Dancing chick to chick🐣!
They're chick as thieves, those two are
Fancy a chick-flick?
Don’t be chicken
I'm working around the cluck
That's cheep, coming from you
She's no spring chicken
Anyone have a hen-kerchief?
You sure know how to lay it on chick
Everyone is a comedi-hen around here!
I need a hen-velope
Behave, you'll get us chucked out
You've beaked my interest
It's worth a hen-erable mention
Up to your old chicks?
What a mother clucker
Help! I'm in a bit of a peck-le
I can't do the Egg-onomics
Let's eggs-amin the facts
She's clutching at straws
I've tried every chick in the book
Hey! Hows chicks?
She never misses a chick, that one
All the chicks of the trade
Through chick and thin
It's Halloween…chick or tweet?
Such a one-chick pony!
He didn’t fall far from the poul-tree
I suspect fowl-play
Egg puns are addictive: once you pop you can't stop! Help yourself to some egg-pun inspo on me:
I've great eggs-pectations
Look on the sunny side
I know, but I might just whisk it
Come on, break out of your shell
I'm eggs-tremely well prepared
It's not all it's cracked up to be
I need to get some eggs-ercise (I really do!)
You don't keep chickens? Well, the yolk's on you
Time to shell out for more chickens
My head is scrambled
I think she's smashed it
You crack me up
She looks eggs-quisite
I’m having an eggs-istential crisis
It's fry day!
I'm off to New Yolk, baby!
There's been an eggs-plosion
That chicken looks eggs-traterrestrial…
…better call the eggs-orcist!
Are these puns so bad I'll get eggs-pelled?
Show me the eggs-it, then
If these puns cracked you up then kudos on your im-peck-able sense of humor. I hope you found the witty little word combo you needed!
Did I miss one? Let's make it 100 awesome chicken puns…lay a little funny for me in the comments.
Have I beaked your appetite for chicken chuckles? Next stop for hen-shaped-humour….
Seriously though…get your sensible hat on now. Chatting chickens is one thing, but clucking after them (I can't help it, I'm in the rhythm) is quite another.
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